I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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