i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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