You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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