they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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