do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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