I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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