New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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