You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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