I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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