There is no way he is gay with that hair.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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