I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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