You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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