So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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