It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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