Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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