Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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