she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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