2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?