On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are