she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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