She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
Itâs gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylanâs party
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldnât eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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