Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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