Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize