Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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