My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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