She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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