You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
