Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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