God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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