ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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