new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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