I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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