I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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