Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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