we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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