I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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