so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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