Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
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i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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