508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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