I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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