I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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