But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just want nice things and good sex
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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