I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
there is puke in my bra ... again
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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