kristin has been a bad kristin
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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