So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dick very happy bro
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
