we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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