we have officially lost it.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
420 ftw
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
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Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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