yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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