well you can't waste a boner
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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