The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
a bad idea.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.