Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
