can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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