she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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