Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i believe in u and ur pee
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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