If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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