i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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