I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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