my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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